You don't know what to do with your life.
You panic - too many thoughts racing in your head, so you
[[Go to the pool]]
[[Have a drink]]
Great idea.
But once out, you still don’t know what to do with your life, yet you’re feeling healthier, until you panic once more because of the too many thoughts racing in your head, you decide to
[[Go back to the pool ]]
[[Have a drink]]
One drink? That’s not even enough to imagine yourself as the new Rihanna. And you still don’t know what do with your life, you start to panic because of the too many thoughts racing in your head. You should
[[Have another drink]]
[[Go to the pool]]
Oh, surprise ! You have a call. " Hello there! look we're at a party!"
Your friends urge you to come : good music, good folks, tonne of C. What should you do ?
[[ I should go to the pool]]
[[GO TO THE PARTAAAYYY]]
Should you? What's the point of swimming and catching verrucas? Public pools are so overated, full of kids and wankers, but at this point, that's what you deserve. Unless you do something else, something better, something that would make you feel alive. But what could it be? As you still don't know what to do with your life, you
[[Google I don't know what to do with my life]]
[[Have another drink]]
Lucky you, the pool opens until midnight. You can swim alone, thinking about the flimsiness of human relationships but then, once out in the dark winter night, you still don’t know what do with your life, and what's the point of feeling healthier in that case? What was it that kept you swimming for hours? Shouldn't you be doing something else, something useful? Something that would make the chaos melt in the sun of success. As Shakespearian as you wish you were, it can't prevent you from having panic attacks. In order to avoid this stream of "over-consciousness" you often
[[Run back to the pool]]
[[Go for a drink]]
IT IS CLOSED !
What should you do? You are just so helpless. You have so many thoughts. Why don't you
[[Go to bed]]
[[Go for a drink]]
This dive bar is perfect. You sit right at the counter. They play good music, not classic pop and rock crap. What should you get ?
[[beer]]
[[wine]]
You cannot sleep. Have you ever thought about buying some bookshelves for your living room? Well no. However it seems to be your obsession tonight, the one that keeps you awake and you still dont know which ones you should choose nor what to do with your life so your too many thoughts prevent you from sleeping. Forget sleeping, forget your bed. Just
[[Go for a drink]]
[[Read a book]]
You start reading that serious chapter about language and constructivism. We should keep in mind that reality varies according to people, also like dolphins, they see the world differently. For instance sounds are images to them and... Oh my god do you realise how weird this situation is? You, alone, in your bed, reading something about communication with dolphins. You do not care about the subject at all. Do you actually care about something? Anything? That is probably why you dont know what to do with your life ....you have so many incoming thoughts. So instead of panicking, you
[[Go to your fridge for a food coma]]
[[Go for a drink]]
Let's see what we have. Oops! Not much : tofu, diet coke, beers, a tomatoe and some soy sauce. You have totally forgotten to buy food. Such a failure. You should go buy something outside. A giant pizza and two boxes of cookies, candies and drinks, beef jerky? Nah, that sounds digusting, but when you're trying to bring on a food coma everything is allowed. Unless you just go for a drink and for a booze coma instead. Aargh! Stop postponing your decisions
[[Go out]]
[[Go for a drink]]
The street has no name, it seems you're nowhere. Just like that part of the story. It's a gap, a hole, a very dark one and not a bad joke referring to the asshole.
You feel like an asshole however. Everything is lost. Everything is dull. You should have never left the pool. It's great to be in the water, beneath the surface. Deep in the pool, it seems that the water is flushing away all of your thoughts. Only the movement of your joints matters. Signs don't exist into the water, only one universal thought is lying on the surface water. Just one : that humankind is swimming on instead of walking by, instead of thinking. Not capable of hate,vanity or panic, just agitated throught various tiny movements, the surface water is the mother of everyone that ever dives inside.
Should you wear a snorkel or would you rather freedive?
This street, as calm as it remains, and covered with fog, makes you feel like free-diving into the darkness of your mind.
Immerse now and [[Go to the pool]]
It seems that a lot of people had the same idea and people are dumb, so it doesn't give you any metaphysical answers. Just some wannabefun articles entitled like : "What to do when you don't know what to do -> The answers will change your life forever."
After two hours of flanuerie in the hypertextual links (called surfing the internet), you still dont know what to do with your life but hey, who cares? And then you just had the idea of this stupid gif. Now you're going to send it to a friend and then have a good laugh and go to pool and drink yourself out to death after that, because you won't know what to do with your life after a good swim...Oh shit! The pool is closed. Bars are about to close too. Why for god's sake did you spend all the night doing this stupid gif with dancing eggs, bananas and boobs ?
You suck! You're not even a nerd. Waah! Now the paranoia strikes : ASS TITS FUCK ASS BOOBS FART.
Get away, check your phone. A text message : PARTAAAYYY? Yes you should definitely party unless you should go to bed maybe. Shouldn't be doing drugs tonight. Although you need a reward for the great gif you made in Photoshop. Let's
[[GO TO THE PARTAAAYYY]]
[[Go to bed]]
I'm Thaddeus. Have you ever wondered why people pretend so much to have fun, when, if you pay attention to the setting, there's only an old and crappy couch, bad booze and bad food. I wish I could be invited to parties with plumes, fancy colours, great music, champagne and interesting people.
Can people be interesting though?
I wish I was in a movie talking to the camera like the narrator, I could walk on by, in between these people, and criticise their conversations. That would make a lovely sequence shot.
Then he kept talking about the fan fiction and how annoying it is and that the critical theory actually explains that paradigm well. Then he argued for the rereading of Marx and communism, criticised the Americans, had a sip of his beer, discussed the Dialectic of Enlightenment and the capitalistic Western civilisation "But it is really a civilisation, I mean they invented the concept, but behind that word there is nothing anymore that could qualify the Western world as a civilised one."
You definitely don't know what to do with that party nor with your life. You don't wanna listen to that dude for the rest of the night, so you politely say : "Oh look! cheetos", and you walk away to
[[Go to the 1rst floor]]
[[Run back to the pool]]
Well what should you play? Oh there is this nice song you like which is about a city in Corsica. But it's too quiet for a party. You definitely should put something that will make people dance.
Well let's try that.
Oops! Now everyone is looking at you.
Some g comes right after you :
"Hey, it's not YOUR party, what are you doing with the music? It's a very sensitive part of that party. You have no right to change it. THIS IS MY PLAYLIST. Fuck you moron. FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU. I love electronic music, I'm a DJ so just go away!"
And he pushes you. This is very impolite. You were just trying to help theese sheeps'ears. Anyway you don't like to be offended so you
[[Punch that guy]]
[[Go out]]
"Only infinite matters", did you whisper to yourself while doing this line of coke.
"Look I can touch my feet" realised a girl next to you.
And you are quite high because of all the puffs you took out of someone's pipe.
Wandering around, everything looks yellow. You do not think about anything, that's restful. Finally, life is good for you...You don't wonder what to do nor what to say, you just loiter around and pronounce weird words from old english like:
"Bossom, bow wow mutton, collie shangles, bricky, nanty narking." People start to think that you're some kind of Martian, which is quite exotic, even "butter upon bacon" like.
A guy, half naked is looking at you, asking : is it my underwear that makes a poet out of you?
Suddenly you realised how stupid humanity is, how outrageously silly and vulgar. You have no choice but to
[[Punch that guy]]
[[Run]]
BOOM
He's on the floor, groaning "What's the fuck?". His gal arrives and she keep kissing his bald head "OMG!, OMG!".
People shoot you dirty looks but cowards as they are, they remain mute. Loneliness is what defines you the most at that precise moment. Alone and desperate, just like an orphan from humanity, in the darkness of your unconsciousness, wandering with no light, reading everything without knowledge.
A large hole is suddenly opening in front of you, ready to swallow that body of yours. YOU SHOULDN'T STAY WHERE YOU ARE!
[[Go out]]
[[Cry]]
Wait a minute, how did you imagine you would run while high? Poorly of course. After five steps you just feel like throwing up and start to hate yourself even more than usual.
What have you done and why? It's just so silly, exactly like life. Silly, nonsense full of noise and furry. Whatever you do, you don't know what to do with your life, it's just like a burden, a bag too heavy for your back but one that prevent you from walking away from life. And now here's the stream of bad thoughts. Just fucking
[[Go to bed]]
[[Go out]]
LOOK! we are not in a bad story, the word "cry" is prohibited.
Please
[[Go out]]
Of course beer, it's a dive bar.
Beer is the only acceptable beverage here. Once you saw a girl asking for a martini. Was she THAT dumb? A martini is not supposed to be ordered in this kind of place. That beer is just perfect, so fresh, cheap but comfy. You drink it in a few sips. And again, as you liver starts to feel warm, you can't prevent yourself from thinking that you still don't know what to do with your life...
[[Have another drink]]
[[Go to another bar]]
Just the worst choice ever! How silly are you? One should never drink anything but beer in a dive bar. Go to some fancy wine bar if you want quality. Don't expect to have anything good here. The peanuts are OK. That's how you just finished the bowl.
Frustrated by your bad choices, feeling a little bit fat because of the peanuts. YOU ARE NOT OKAY and still panicking.
[[Have another drink]]
[[Go to another bar]]
Well, this one is OVERCROWDED with cool cats. Do they serve wine?
"Wine" grumbles some chick, here they make cocktails.
Great ! For only $20 you will have the mixological magical drink.
You take a sip, so boring, it tastes like... weird. Weird as a flavour, meaning "inaccessible therefore hip experience". Woo! you just realised that it tastes like...chlorine.
Everything is forcing you to remember your duties to the basin.
Everything pisses you off. You "f-wording" hate people!
Splash...
...should be your answer to that expensive vanity fair. Drop everything instead of making anyone's blood run and just
[[Go back to the pool ]]
[[Go out]]
Whoa! The house if amazing ! A rich kids'mansion, with red goblets.
Some people are already quite drunk, while some others eat little cheese plates and have a debate about the gothic novel. A girl claims that Anne Radcliffe LITTERALLY CHANGED HER LIFE, she's now paying attention to unscrupulous events.
In a dark corner, two dudes smoke weed and comment on girls' arse.
"Let's do coke", whisper two young ginger-haired students who appear to be a couple.
Booze is boring, warm beer and cheap vodka.
The music is very prosaic "Oh! My! God! I love the Smiths" screams a girl with a hoodie saying - I LIKE IT NAKED-.
"This is so lame here", says some funny dude with funny glasses, "I prefer it when people are smart and have something interesting to say, here it's all about drugs. People have a very low standard. I take a lot of drugs but I try to listen to music that is actually interesting."
For a moment you forget about your racing thoughts. You even wanna communicate with funny dude. So you
[[Ask his name]]
[[Go to play a song you like to impress him]]